Trust me, when you’re supposed to be sleeping pressing that home button does matter.
school tomorrow more like school tomorno
i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure